Surprise! Your eye is here!

Yesterday Amara delved into a lengthy description of how to wrap a birthday present so that the recipient cannot possibly guess its contents.  My favorite gift idea: If someone hurts their eye, and they need a fake eye, you should put the fake eye in a square box, and wrap it up, and then they won't know what's in it!  What?  Granted, we did read a book about inventions the other day, and there was a part about fake eyes originally being invented for use in mummies, but still!  Can you imagine actually needing a prosthetic eye, and your loved one using the line that my family always uses as the birthday approaches, "Your birthday is coming!"  Just hold off on the necessary medical equipment.  We've already got one for you.  Wrapped in a box.  Doing nothing for weeks while you suffer without it.